The Damon's Light

{satire}} The Damon's Light is a series about five very different teenagers:Attic Anoethite, Melisya Devling and Chris McFarlane, all of whom are looking for Awakening that brought them together. It is set in a post-apocalyptic world that is caught in a struggle between the dark lord (Chin Chin) and his minions, the demons, the angels, North Korea, Disney and Matt Damon, with the citizens of the world caught in the middle of it.

Episodes

 * Season One
 * The Mystical Light
 * The Local Ones
 * Disney
 * Disney part II
 * Obtaining screws
 * The City of Silver Lampposts
 * Devided in Autumn
 * Tag
 * All-Star
 * Soviet Reunion
 * Copula Culus tuus
 * Season Two
 * Double Sydes
 * 'Till Dawn Ducks
 * Season Three
 * Family Traitors
 * Detaining gates
 * Season Four
 * How I Met Your Damon

Locations

 * Disney Euclidean Headquarters
 * The Barn™
 * Gladea
 * The Damon's Fortress
 * The Demon's Fortress
 * Meadow of Power
 * The Multiverse
 * Euclid
 * Earth
 * Earth (TVFilthyFrank)
 * Earth (Disney)
 * Earth (Pixar)
 * Earth (DreamWorks)
 * Earth (Shrek)
 * Earth (Marvel)
 * Earth (DC)
 * Earth (Fandom Universe of Cinematic Kraziness)
 * Heaven
 * Hell
 * Asgard
 * Ninjago's 16 Realms
 * Ninjago + 15 other realms oop wait 14 no
 * New Zealand (alternate timeline)
 * Aiola
 * Hala
 * The Laboratory of The Somewhat Explainable
 * Nüyo
 * Rodina
 * Silivia
 * Thales
 * New  London (Fandom Universe of Cinematic Kraziness)
 * Portal

Species

 * Androids
 * Angels
 * Demons
 * Hobbits
 * Humans
 * Gods
 * Demigods
 * Vulcans
 * Wookies
 * Anthropomorphic Stuffed Animals (Fandom Universe of Cinematic Kraziness and Disney)
 * Anthropomorphic Animals (Disney)
 * Animals
 * Afros
 * Plants
 * Oni (Ninjago)
 * Serpentine (Ninjago)
 * Bees (DreamWorks)
 * Ogres

Weapons

 * Bazooka
 * Sword
 * Nuclear bomb
 * N-word pass

Main Characters

 * Attic Anoethite
 * Chris McWellington
 * Michael Rooke
 * Melisysa Devling
 * C.Syde65's afro

Antagonists

 * Matt Damon
 * Bob Iger
 * Xeren
 * Kim Jong Un
 * Donald Trump (speculation)
 * Shitler (possibly killed by Fegelein)
 * Chin Chin

Recurring Characters

 * Bert Harrington
 * User:Quinton1721
 * George Washington
 * Winnie the Vorsitzender
 * Chinn Man
 * Donald Trump
 * Filthy Frank
 * Pink Guy
 * Keanu Reeves
 * Fake Frank

Side Characters

 * Azul Baldwin
 * Gabriel Alchemilia (dead; appears in McFarlane's flashbacks)
 * Thanos
 * Julius Caesar
 * Harry Potter oops I mean Harrison Provost
 * PewDiePie
 * Chase McFly

Minor Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles
 * C.Syde65
 * TheKorraFanatic
 * EarthlingnAkumi
 * Jordan Walesh
 * Professor William Robert Hartington
 * Joe Biden
 * Bernie Sanders
 * Golfpecks
 * Messenger of Heaven
 * Richard Smith
 * Walt Disney's ghost
 * Teddy Roosevelt
 * Cocopuff2018
 * Lloyd Garmadon
 * Sensei Wu Garmadon
 * Kai Smith
 * Cole Bucket-Hence
 * Jay Walker
 * Zane Julian
 * Nya Smith
 * Dr. Julian Julian
 * Lord Garmadon
 * Han Solo
 * Chewbacca
 * Mr. Spock
 * ur mum
 * C.Syde65's sims
 * EarthlingnAkumi's sims
 * Superman
 * Clark Kent
 * Batman
 * Bruce Wayne
 * Napoleon Bonaparte
 * Adam Sandler
 * Kevin James
 * Seth Rogen
 * Seth McFarland
 * Big Chungus
 * Shaggy Rogers